The Lunar Cats by Lynne Truss

The Lunar Cats by Lynne Truss

Author:Lynne Truss
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Random House


Document Three

Application for One-to-One Meeting with Beelzebub First-time applicants only

Please give all information as truthfully as your natural wicked deviousness permits. We do understand this is difficult for the truly evil, but we request that you try.

Please avoid exclamation marks, as His Darkness feels very strongly on the subject of redundant punctuation.

Please note that all questions with an * attract a surcharge.

1. Name

Tetty

1a. Any aliases

Kitty, Kittikins, Ronetta Kray

2. Species

Cat

2a. Any subspecies

Evil talking



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